naviDAR naviDAR, nacimiento del dios sol que al fin vuelve a levantarse, el dios sol objeto de adoración de practicamente todas las civilizaciones antiguas incluyendo a nuestros indígenas sudamericanos, el dios sol que nos da luz, calor y que tan enojado está con el ser humano que ahora nos mandará radiación y destrucción; naviDAR, fiesta comercial, época donde se incrementan los suicidios, incendios... Gran felicidad para las compañías y gran tristeza para las familias pobres que no pueden comprar ni un pollo mientras el resto malgasta la plata. Una fiesta donde un viejo gordo inventado por la coca-cola da "regalos", donde todo es puro vende, vende, marketting buuu... No me da vergüenza decir que esta navidar no he contribuido al consumismo y apenas me compré un chal palestino (para niño jaja) en el mercado artesanal de la Mariscal, naaa más jaja. Mis regalos malvados consumistas vendrán en febrero ja ja.
Año nuevooo eso sí no se qué haré, probablemente me vaya a Guayaquil a la calle 156 entre portete y tírate al estero, a ver cómo queman el año viejo, al parecer acá en Quito no lo hacen y sí lo hacen no vi el año pasado, al menos no tanta quemadera de monigote como en Guayaquil. O sino buehhh no haré naaada, sólo fumar un cigarrillo viendo por mi ventana (oh sí, mi mirador es inmenso, inmensamente pequeño pero unas casitas y el estadio se ven).
Buuuu mi hada mágica que dice que los duendes no pueden comer flores, pues sí las comen... Al menos mi duende, que es de color rojo como mi abrigo que supuestamente uso mucho pero seeee bueno apenas tiene un mes y necesito berrearlo. Graciaaas full hada bratacia... Espero no sea la última vez hadita jaja.
Les desearía una feliz naviDAR, que disfruten de todos sus regalos y que gasten haaarta plata consumiendo y consumiendo mientras la crisis mundial nos maaata y waaaa... Que coman pavo, pollo, chanchito, chochos con tostado, que al menos traten de disfrutar un momento de paz con sus papis o amigos que no ven nunca olvidando un poco al consumismo, pero nahhh... No les deseo porque la naviDAR no es nada, jaja. Cuidense y sorry si los ofendo con todo esto de la navidar pero ya que puedo hacer no puedo cambiar de mente.
The stereotype? jaja high class yof?? Webonf... Pero si yo soy más criollo que el seco de pollo...
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•HIGH CLASS:•
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•[x]You go/have gone tanning.
•[x]You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[x]You love Starbucks. yummy!
•[x]You have been called a brat.
•[ ]You have tons of shoes. i loves shoes!
•[ ]You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[ ]You have a laptop.
•[x]You love shopping.
•TOTAL:5
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•GOTHIC:•
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•[x]Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[ ]You wear chains.
•[ ]You like heavy metal.
•[ ]You've shopped at hot topic
•[ ]You have worn black lipstick.
•[x]You have/had/or wanted piercings.
•[ ]You own a pair of Tripp pants
•[ ]You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
•TOTAL:2
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•SKATER:•
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•[ ]You can skateboard.
•[ ]You like plaid.
•[x]You have/love Converse.
•[ ]You hate mtv.
•[x]You have/had/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
•[ ]You love mohawks
•[x]You LOVE Music.
•[ ]Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL:3
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•EMO:•
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•[x]You are depressed sometimes.
•[ ]You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[ ]You cry easily.
•[x]You like emo music .
•[ ]You've kept a journal/diary.
•[x]You have written a sad poem.
•[x]You have dyed your hair
•[ ]You're sad when you're drunk.
•TOTAL:4
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•GHETTO:•
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•[ ]You like rap.
•[ ]You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[ ]You have worn/wanted a grill. oO?
•[ ]You have had a freestyling contest.
•[ ]You have worn your shoes with the tongue flpped out.
•[ ]You've said the N word to a black person and didn't get punched
•[ ]You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood.
•[ ]You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL:0
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•HARDCORE:•
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•[ ]You like loud music.
•[ ]You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[ ]You have/had slip-on shoes.
•[ ]You like Norma Jean.
•[x]People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[ ]You love to "hardcore" dance
•[ ]Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x]You wear jeans a lot.
•TOTAL:2
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• PREP:•
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•[ ]You LOVE The OC.
•[ ]You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[ ]Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[ ]You like buying shoes A LOT.
•[x]You say "awesome" at least once a day.
•[ ]You shop at Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
•[ ]Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[x]You had/have big sunglasses.
•[x]You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
•TOTAL:3
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•ATHLETIC:•
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•[ ]You watch the Superbowl.
•[ ]You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes
•[ ]You collect jerseys.
•[ ]You have/ had special shelf for trophies a and awards.
•[ ]Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[ ]You belong/belonged to a team.
•[ ]You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•TOTAL:0
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•SCENE:•
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•[ ]You like putting little bows in your hair
•[ ]You have mini-skirts.
•[ ]You have parted your hair to the side.
•[ ]You think polka-dots are way cute.
•[ ]You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[ ]You've been called scene before.
•[ ]You have dyed your hair a bright, neon color
•[ ]You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts/shorts
•TOTAL:0
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•REDNECK:•
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•[ ]Gone four wheeling.
•[ ]Went hunting.
•[ ]Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike
•[ ]Like to go fishing.
•[ ]Eat beef jerky
•[ ]Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[ ]Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[ ]Know who Bocephus is.
•TOTAL:0
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•METALHEAD:•
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•[ ]You wear band shirts alot.
•[ ]If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[ ]You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains. (
•[ ]You HATE emos.
•[ ]You love Black Sabbath.
•[ ]You have gone to Ozzfest.
•[ ]You like to headbang.
•[x]You don't like rap.
•[ ]You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL:1